timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

lauristical:

mens-rights-activia:

tygale:

tygale:

this woman who wrote about her experience dating my dad occasionally tweets @ me and im like…. Who the Fuck are U

like to clarify, she published a book about the 52 men shes dated, and one of the pages was about my dad, and in it she talked about me and my sister as toddlers, and referred to me as the uglier of his children

paper-mario-wiki:

opticbread:

sebmal:

debussy

sashimisurimi:

regularlesbian:

avvocarlo:

avvocarlo:

god I just remembered orson welle’s armour in chimes at midnight

this rules

orson darksouls

@onion-souls

The size of this lad

kompanie-mutter:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !! 

tumblr is a pretty bad website full of awful people but it does definitely have this going for it

suppermariobroth:

Animation playing during the game transfer process on a Famicom Disk Writer kiosk, a service offered by Nintendo in Japan allowing players to copy exclusive versions of Famicom games to rewritable disks. The animation features unique sprites of Mario and Luigi pointing at each other.
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